Her artistic sense was exquisitely refined, like someone who can tell butter from the “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter” ad.
I’m still struggling to believe the guy who used this in an English essay last year received 520 points and is now doing medicine thanks to the HPAT. That guy is meant to be the difference between my funeral being open casket or closed? I should probably introduce myself, names Gera, was simply Ger but ye got to have that ‘a’, yeno how it is. Doing the ole leaving cert, and as the quote up top might tell you, yes the whole thing is a joke. I mean I knew this guy and he wasn’t the sharpest tool in the shed, prob couldn’t tell you which way an elevator was going if you gave him two guesses, yet funnily enough he was the lucky one who was born with one hell of a memory. I think it’s fair to say the L.C is just one big memory test that’s just waiting for you to throw away your social life and put a ban on the alcoholic substances, preferably tequila. Neither of which goes down well with me I’m afraid. Now don’t get me wrong I’m trying to get a hang of this thing, what with writing out notes, sharpening the pencils, cleaning up the room but still cant manage to actually sit down and retain some pointless info that I’m just going to forget about when I go to college to study law (hopefully). The aim is 500 points for trinity, now getting this is the difference between me having a roof over my head and me busking outside Easons come September as law in trinity is a pretty big tradition in the ole family, supposedly I have 10 cousins involved with politics, go figure. Now this should be enough to motivate anyone to go for their desired points but it’s actually the proposed motorcycle my da will get me if I manage to get 500 is what’s doing the trick. Suzuki GSX-R1000 in yellow, oh yes. I think the only reason he made this deal was because he probably thought I had no chance of passing the theory test as I wasn’t going to pay another 30 Euro to re-take it if I failed now. Come to think of it – and I’m not proud of this by the way- but Id say if I didn’t write out the answers on my arm I wouldn’t have been able to see the look on his face perhaps acknowledging maybe just maybe he might have to buy a bike after all. Anyway that’s my post for the week, have to write out an English essay on pride and prejudice (I think). I’m just getting used to this thing by the way ,what with being the only guy and all, give us a chance goddd ha.